February 3, 2012
Strong Potential

From an article on a local construction project.

“According to VP and CFO [name omitted] there is a pretty strong potential of this happening in the future as it has been conducted and gone through a great many permits that needed to be issued from civil, state and federal authorities for approval since the initial process in 1993 and went through with concrete plans for our own site ten years ago.”

December 30, 2011
Winnie The Pooh 1: The Missing ___

From a review of Winnie The Pooh.

“It wasn’t until 1961 that the rights were given too Disney by , and after that Pooh had become one of the best known Disney characters too the young and old alike.”

(By who? BY WHO?)

December 30, 2011
Please, Do Not Have Worry

From an article on a new program to reduce canceled classes.

“Every class is now open, a student who has time at take a class but it unusal for other students, now does not have worry about classes being cancelled.”

December 27, 2011
RHCP in a Nutshell

From a review of a Red Hot Chili Peppers album.

“Well yea, if you’ve heard one RHCP album then this one will be nothing new. It’s literally the same as all their other albums, Flea plays his bass and does some weird crazy impossible bass line and Anthony Kiedis sings ‘Hey’ and then the album is complete”

December 26, 2011
Battle LA 3: Warblgarbl

From a review of Battle: Los Angeles.

“This movie had a solid plot, with solid characters and acceptable to the point that the movie has pretty much almost met some of the critics comments shown on TV.  So if you are ready to see a movie to just to end your week right, especially being comfortable of spending almost  $10 dollars on a movie, this is not a bad choice.”

December 26, 2011
In Soviet Russia, Tintins You!

From a review of Tintin.

(Suggestion: read in Russian or Eastern European accent.)

“For eighty-years the comics has entertain Europe.”

“Besides the Tintin the most recognize character in the comics is Tinton’s loyal companion Snowy.”

“Today, motion capture is norm. Instead of drawing or generating images, a person is film like in real movie.”

December 26, 2011
Battle LA 2: Explosions and Hero Fights

From a review of Battle: Los Angeles.

“Warnings and Alerts goes all over to L.A, and the Marines base and as many of the Marines get recruited to this mysterious war, it brings many intense and thrilling scenes like explosions and hero fights.”

December 25, 2011
Hurray!

From a review of Dead Island.

“You soon discover that the entire island is infested with zombies, you try to escape the hotel by doing the most logical thing, jumping into an elevator shaft…hurray!”

December 25, 2011
Battle LA 1: Alien Action

From a review of Battle: Los Angeles.

“This movie look very interesting through the commercials and trailers, but was a little afraid if this movie was going to be a another Alien Action movie that was going to a downfall like ‘Skyline’, but was proven wrong.”

December 24, 2011
Ducks, Ducks, Ducks and More Ducks

From an article on cider mills. (Emphasis added by me.)

“Settled in a wooded suburban area, this cider mill serves all guests with a good-sized park, a river with many families of ducks, and a big red barn that serves all the cider and donuts which are by and large better than any other local cider mill or orchard within 25 miles.”

“All of this is complete with a vintage barn embellished with 19th-century antiques, a very large apple press room that is easily viewed through a large fenced door on the outside and a sign that displays some of the special apples that they are using for the presses, and a river that backs up to woods with an incline with beautiful tree lines and ducks as far as we can see.

“Outside, there are wooden play structures that are a favorite of all comers, a view of the cider presses on the side of the shop, and a highly scenic creek that has an almost incredible number of ducks surrounding it.”